Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

lzloki asked:
For your pleasure... What's the difference between a man and a condom? Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive! What's the most common sleeping position of a man? What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight? A power failure. Three words to ruin a man's ego... "Is it in?" What is the difference between a man and a vulture? A vulture waits until you're dead before ripping your heart out. A boy has SWAG. A man has STYLE. A gentleman has CLASS.

Hahaha very clever :)

lzloki asked:
You look like a pleasant person, what makes you really laugh? What makes you laugh so deeply you can't breath and tears roll down your cheeks?

I love to laugh, actually. So corny jokes, funny stories, anything haha

lzloki asked:
Don't give up on men... now boys, that's another story.

Youre very right :) I just need to find a man. Haha

I give up on boys.

You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst,’ but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you.
Stephen King (via 5weetsorrow)




neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

fuckin this


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