dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

(Source: hottermelon)


winterlaine:

Disney princess


on-the-hunt-for-peace:

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

Soooo fine

Mmmmm fine as helllll

(Source: spilled-weed)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

(Source: amathophilia)

If you wanna be my lover, ya gotta get me this ring.

(Source: engagementringgurus)